Hehe, you have to read this. Esp if you are a parent, like me!
This was taken from a mom of 6's blog. She is so real and so funny!
Check out: http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/
This was taken from a mom of 6's blog. She is so real and so funny!
Check out: http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/
DAWN'S TOP
until I had children.
1. Don’t put chocolate milk in your pants.
2. Why did you flush Legos down the toilet?
3. Take the hotdog out of your nose.
4. Where is your sister’s hair and why are you holding scissors?
5. How do you get butter out of carpeting?
6. No Sweetie, even if you wear your Superman pajamas, you can’t fly.
7. Is that maple syrup in your hair?
8. You can’t go to the store in just your underwear and rain boots!
9. No, fish don’t take baths. Why do you ask?
10. Why is the dog covered in yogurt?
11. Where did the duck come from?
12. Why did you put your brother in the refrigerator?
13. Put that squirrel down!
14. Why are the pickles pink?
15. Is that the clothes line tied to the roof of the garage?
16. No, the dog doesn’t want to wear a cowboy hat.
17. No skating in yogurt across the kitchen floor!
18. You fastened your belt around the ceiling fan why?
19. It's a fossilized hotdog!
20. Because I said so!
2 comments:
hahahahaha, tats v funny! she doesn't happen to be the mum who sold the pokermon cards rite?
children are geniuses, they do things totally out of the box & give u new perspectives, ah! i love 'em, they make life so interesting & thot-provoking haha
These are so good! Thanks for posting. It sure helps make my day. She's amazing.
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