A Conversation in the Car

Mom: Joe Joe! Please be careful with the agar-agar! If you drop it, you'll dirty the car and the ants will come looking for you.

Joe continues to tuck in and after a few seconds...

Joe: But it's okay mommy! The ants won't know that it was me who dropped it.

Mom: ???!!!??? (flabbergasted yet trying so hard not to laugh).